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Thursday, March 22, 2007

A Solution for Global Warming

I was listening to a replay of a piece of Al Bore's testimony yesterday when a light bulb came on. This is the part that hit me like a ton of bricks...

"The planet has a fever," Gore said. "If your baby has a fever, you go to the doctor. If the doctor says, 'You have to intervene here,' you don't say, 'Well, I read a science fiction novel that says this isn't important.' If the crib's on fire, you don't speculate that the baby is flame-retardant."

All of a sudden I realized that YES - there is something we can all do to help with global warming. It's VERY easy and relatively inexpensive. Even young kids and the elderly can help out... Here is MY plan...

I suggest we all go into our back yards with a shovel. Dig a hole about 2 feet deep - 3 if you have the energy. Then sprinkle a bottle of Extra Strength Tylenol in the hole and cover it up. Water the area thoroughly so the capsules will dissolve.
If we all do this, then we should be able to knock out the Earth's fever in no time...

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